The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done:
and there is no new thing under the sun.
Ecclesiastes 1:9
UPDATES:
1) Sometime after this article was written, Robert Turkel legally changed his name to James Patrick Holding, presumably because "Turkel" made his primary apologetic approach -
adolescent namecalling - behave rather like a boomerrang.
2) James Patrick Holding deleted much of the text of his article after I revealed its abject absurdity. He makes no mention of any edits on his updated page and has not admitted any errors. He therefore bears silent witness to the validity of my refutation and reveals himself to be anything but a man of honor, truth, or integrity.
There is nothing like a good solid argument by a virulent opponent to illustrate the invincibility of the Bible Wheel.
Unfortunately, the article posted by "J. P. Holding" is no more a real argument than "J. P. Holding" was the real
name of Robert Turkel at the time he wrote his article.
But despite its shortcomings, or rather because of them, Turkel's attempt to discredit the Bible Wheel actually
serves as a powerful witness to its validity. It also gives me an opportunity to dismiss a few
similar fallacious arguments I frequently encounter from atheists, skeptics,
and others who reject the Bible as the Word of God.
Turkel's article wonderfully confirms Ecclesiastes 1:9 - there is nothing new under the sun.
Though somewhat tedious, a proper refutation requires a line-by-line
review of his article which had the
grim misfortune of being born bereft of all beauty and grace, as evidenced by its title and tone:
Wheel of Misfortune
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Or, Putting Some Spin On a Gimmick
James Patrick Holding
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In recent days much ado happened on the TheologyWeb forum over an allegedly "invincible" apologetic
called the "Bible Wheel". The creator of this Bible Wheel (BW for short) touted it as a be-all and end-all
apologegtic for the divine origin of the Protestant canon (notice I did not say, the Bible per se) of 66 books.
While of course we're not the sort here to pretend that there's a wall around the canon (contextual information, anyone?),
apparently the creator is "evangelizing" his BW and promoting it in the sense that I once heard someone say that the
US Constitution was incomplete without the ACLU.
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Passing over his repulsive tone, we come to the first point of serious concern:
Turkel explicitly distinguishes between "the Protestant canon of 66 books" and "the Bible per se."
He denies that "there's a wall around the canon." We are left hanging.
Does he, or does he not, believe that there is a well-defined object called the Holy Bible that is rightly regarded
as the "Word of God?" If so, why does he write as if he does not?
His opening paragraph seems to suggest that his problem with the Bible Wheel originates in a prior problem
with the idea of a closed canon. Unfortunately, such ambiguity is characteristic of his writings. For example,
it is anyone's guess what he meant by his cryptic allusion to the "US Constitution" being "incomplete without the ACLU."
Thankfully, it is something we can ignore since he does not mention it again.
Moving on from his less-than-lucid introduction, we come to the heart of Turkel's criticism of the Bible Wheel:
The following is derived from an evaluation I made of the BW on TheologyWeb, which it seemed good
to copy here given that I'll inevitably get questions about it.
What this BW project amounts to is this:
- The creator has aligned the books of the Bible on a wheel, in concentric circles,
based on the premise that there is some great significance to there being 22 letters of the Hebrew alphabet
and 66 (multiple of 22) Bible books in the Protestant canon. Of course I may as well find
some great significance in there being 26 letters in the English alphabet and 13 (1/2 of 26) American colonies;
and of course it ignores that some books (like 1 and 2 Samuel) were originally one book. Again,
the claim is made for some divine intervention causing the Protestant canon -- as well as, apparently,
even chapter divisions added in the medieval period.
- The creator next strains (often mightily) to find some connections between the books aligned on each "spoke"
of the wheel by his arrangement. For example, he ends up with Ecclesiastes, John and Jude on the
same spoke of the BW. An example of such a strain in this case is that he notes how often "sun"
appears in Ecclesiastes and then connects it to the use of "light" in John.
Techniques like this are no different than those I have seen countless times from Skeptics,
ranging from MacDonald's Homeric Epics and the Gospel of Mark to Randel Helms' Gospel Fictions to
Acharya S' pagan copycat theories. Connections like the one above are meaningless statistical nonsense
because the BW has no controls in terms of how associations are made. "Sun" can be connected to
innumerable concepts like round, light, heat, fire, burning, stars, etc. and so there is no problem of
being able to find one in any other work one wishes to make a connection to -- especially with works as
long as John and Ecclesiastes.
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I will address his argument with bulleted points:
Hebrew Alphabet: There is no excuse for Turkel's error on this point. It is common knowledge
amongst biblical scholars that
early Church fathers such as Origen and Jerome explicitly taught that there was "some great significance" in the
Hebrew alphabet. Here is how Origin stated it:
Nor must we fail to observe that not without reason the canonical books are twenty-two,
according to the Hebrew tradition, the same in number as the letters of the Hebrew alphabet.
For as the twenty-two letters may be regarded as an introduction to the wisdom and the Divine doctrines
given to men in those Characters, so the twenty-two inspired books are an alphabet of the wisdom of God
and an introduction to the knowledge of realities.
A similar example of Jerome's regard for the "great significance" of the Hebrew alphabet is quoted in my discussion
of the ancient Hebrew tradition that their canon contained exactly 22 books.
Turkel can not claim ignorance on this point since he cites this tradition in one of his own
articles on his site.
Many Jews hold a very high opinion of their alphabet to this day. For example, here is how Rabbi Munk explained the
ancient rabbinic tradition on page 33 of his book Wisdom of the Hebrew Alphabet :
In Jewish thought, the Aleph-Beis is unlike any other alphabet; it is not merely a haphazard collection of
consonants whose order was determined by convention, but that could have been -- or still could be -- changed without loss of content.
The individual letters, their names, graphic forms, gematriaos [numerical equivalents], and respective positions in
the Aleph-Beis are Divinely ordained.
Indeed, anyone who holds a high view of Scripture and receives the Old Testament
as the very Word of God has a very good reason to believe there is
"some great significance" in the Hebrew alphabet because God Himself used it as a template in the design of the
great alphabetic Psalm of the Word, Psalm 119.
To then find that He used the same pattern as the template for the large-scale
structure of His Word suggests multiple levels of meaning
that are amplified by God's self-identification
as the Alpha and Omega, in which He used the first and last Greek letters
corresponding to the first and last Hebrew letters that combine to
form the literal divine sign and seal of Holy Scripture.
Again, Turkel is without excuse for his error on this point, especially since he
cites intertestamental Jewish theology concerning Wisdom and the Word in a long article defending the
Trinity
(which he links at the end to an article he wrote on the meaning of Alpha and Omega, no less).
American Colonies: Turkel's comparison is absurd. It has nothing to do
with "what the BW project amounts to." It is the basis of his straw man argument
exposed below.
Book Divisions: Turkel says that the Bible Wheel "ignores that some books (like 1 and 2 Samuel)
were originally one book." This is true in a sense, but irrelevant. The Bible Wheel is a representation of the Protestant Bible.
It would not be a faithful representation if it united books that were not united in the object it is based upon.
Furthermore, history has given us no Christian Bible in which 1 and 2 Samuel were not divided into two books.
Even Jewish Bibles have been dividing 1 and 2 Samuel for at least a millennium.
The fact that they originated as a "single book" says nothing about the patterns that are or are not
found on the Bible Wheel. And it is the evidence of design displayed in these patterns, or lack thereof, that
proves or disproves the Bible Wheel. Turkel's point fails.
Mighty Straining: This brings us to the one and only point
in Turkel's argument that could have had a real impact on the Bible Wheel if it were valid. To repeat his assertion:
The creator next strains (often mightily)
to find some connections between the books aligned on each "spoke"
of the wheel by his arrangement. For example, he ends up with Ecclesiastes, John and Jude on the
same spoke of the BW. An example of such a strain in this case is that he notes how often "sun"
appears in Ecclesiastes and then connects it to the use of "light" in John.
... Connections like the one above are meaningless statistical nonsense because
the BW has no controls in terms of how associations are made. "Sun" can be connected to innumerable concepts
like round, light, heat, fire, burning, stars, etc. and so there is no problem of being able to find one in any other work
one wishes to make a connection to -- especially with works as long as John and Ecclesiastes.
When I first read this part of Turkel's attack, I was freshly amazed at the effortless invincibility
of the Bible Wheel. It is just too easy!
Its power rests in beauty, truth, simplicity, and grace. The Bible Wheel requires no defense
other than the mere proclamation of what it is!
Any credible challenge inevitably validates it because
credible challenges must be based on evidence and evidence always validates truth. But though I have been experiencing the
power and light of this revelation for over a decade, I am still amazed every time I sit and watch
God's Wheel roll back each attack upon the head of the attacker (Psalm 7:15).
Case in point: It just so happens that Turkel chose one of the clearest
"connections between the books aligned on each spoke" as his example of the "mighty strain" required to
validate the Bible Wheel! How anyone who has written over a thousand articles on
Christian apologetics could miss the plain meanings and primary
themes of Ecclesiastes (which Turkel claims to be his "personal OT fave")
and John's Gospel is impossible to explain. Here is a brief review of the
evidence which Turkel should have considered before publishing his article.
Note the thematic symmetry between Ecclesiastes and John:
What is a primary theme of Ecclesiastes? One is the
"meaninglessness" or
"vanity" of everything "under the sun."
Every child schooled in the elementary things of God's Word knows that "under the sun" is a key phrase that
encapsulates the central meaning of the whole book, and that it
refers generally to the life in this world, and more specifically
to the meaninglessness of life under the natural light of this world as opposed to the true spiritual light of the world
found only in Jesus Christ which is
presented with incomparable clarity in the Gospel of John.
I have no idea how much Turkel had to "strain" to understand these basic Bible facts, but it is clear that he stumbled
over my explanation that the Hebrew word for "sun" (shemesh) is a Shin KeyWord
and that its frequency is greatly maximized in Ecclesiastes which corresponds to Shin on Spoke 21.
But I do know it should have been effortless for anybody with basic Bible knowledge and no axe to grind, since I
spelt it out in plain prose, linked to many supporting articles, and even included a graph of the distribution!
What is a primary theme of John's Gospel? One is the
meaningfulness of life under the true
Light of the World, Jesus Christ, as it is written in its glorious opening prologue,
In the beginning was the Word ... and [the Word] was the light of men!
God designed Ecclesiastes as a kind of "photographic negative" of John's Gospel. Thus the Greek word helios (sun), which
corresponds to the Shin KeyWord "shemesh" that dominates Ecclesiastes, is entirely missing in John though it appears in
the each of the other Gospels. This is an example of designed emphasis through absence (see
Where is the Sun?). Turkel has no excuse for failing to understand these
elementary facts about the Bible, especially since he obviously read at least two of the articles I wrote explaining them!
Is it possible that Turkel is truly ignorant of the meaning of "under the sun" in Ecclesiastes?
It seems unlikely given that:
- The meaning of "under the sun" in Ecclesiastes is common knowledge amongst all competent biblical scholars.
- All of my writings concerning Spoke 21 were freely available to Turkel on my website at the time he wrote his article.
- Turkel himself claims Ecclesiastes to be his "personal OT fave."
Now compare what I actually wrote concerning Spoke 21 with Turkel's caricature of it:
An example of such a strain in this case is that he notes how often "sun"
appears in Ecclesiastes and then connects it to the use of "light" in John.
Turkel's error is now evident. He wrote as if I had merely connected the frequency of "sun" in
Ecclesiastes with the use of "light" in John, whereas my actual argument connects the meaning
of "under the sun" in Ecclesiastes
with the meaning of "light of the world" in John.
I discussed the frequency of "sun" in Ecclesiastes as just one part of a broad demonstration of its integration
with John and the symbolic meaning of the 21st letter via the Shin KeyWord
shemesh (sun).
Turkel has no excuse for such an absurd misrepresentation of the fundamental point of my argument.
The sad fact is that this "Christian apologist" did not engage the actual meaning
of either my writings nor the Biblical text upon which they are based. This is characteristic of Turkelian Hermeneutics,
as we shall presently see.
- The Twilight Zone of Turkelian Hermeneutics
Connections like the one above are meaningless statistical nonsense because
the BW has no controls in terms of how associations are made. "Sun" can be connected to innumerable concepts
like round, light, heat, fire, burning, stars, etc. and so there is no problem of being able to find one in any other work
one wishes to make a connection to -- especially with works as long as John and Ecclesiastes.
In the twilight zone of Turkelian Hermeneutics, there is no real meaning in the Biblical text. We are free to
"connect" the use of "sun" in Ecclesiastes to "innumerable concepts like round, light, heat, fire, burning, stars" with no regard for
the actual meaning intended by the Author of Scripture. Thankfully, there are innumerable scholars
with a somewhat firmer grip on reality, and statistics. For example, here is the introduction to Ecclesiastes from
A. M. Hodgkin's humble little survey of every book of the Bible,
Christ in all the Scriptures :
The expression "under the sun" occurs no less than twenty-eight times, and nowhere else in the Bible.
It may be taken as the Key-note of the book. "Under the heaven" is thrice mentioned, and "upon the earth" seven times.
The word "vanity" occurs thirty-seven times. Nearly forty times in this book does the Spirit of God name the earth and
the things belonging to the earth. ... If life be viewed apart from God it becomes an insoluble problem; all is
vanity and vexation of spirit. Exclude God from the world, and skepticism and materialism must be the inevitable result.
Oh my! Just look at all that "meaningless statistical nonsense!" And Hodgkin is not alone in his violation of the rules
of Turkelian Hermeneutics. His introduction actually represents the common approach found in most outlines of
Ecclesiastes. Another typical example is found on
gotquestions.org which currently claims to
have posted 106,621 answers to biblical questions (italics added for the semantically impaired):
Two phrases are repeated often in Ecclesiastes. The word translated as "vanity" in the KJV,
and "meaningless" in the NIV appears often, and is used to emphasize the temporary
nature of worldly things. In the end, even the most impressive human achievements will be left behind.
The phrase "under the sun" occurs 28 times, and refers to the mortal world.
When the Preacher refers to "all things under the sun", he is talking about earthly, temporary, human things.
The first seven chapters of the book of
Ecclesiastes describe all of the worldly things "under the sun" that the Preacher tries to
find fulfillment in. He tries scientific discovery (1:10-11), wisdom and philosophy (1:13-18),
mirth (2:1), alcohol (2:3), architecture (2:4); property (2:7-8), and luxury (2:8).
The Preacher turned his mind towards different philosophies to find meaning, such as materialism (2:19-20),
and even moral codes (including chapters 8-9). Everything was meaningless, a temporary diversion that,
without God, had no purpose or longevity.
Obviously, it is not necessary to press this point. Every competent biblical scholar
understands the meaning of "under the sun" in Ecclesiastes. Turkel does not. On the upside,
he has contributed to the proclamation of the glory of God's Word by
setting the stage for this extensive review of the overwhelming body of evidence that demonstrates the divine design
of Spoke 21.
Turkel's article now takes a nose dive from the depths of ignorance into an abyss of anti-intellectual absurdity as
he contrives a mock "demonstration," aimed to deceive:
As a demonstration, I put together a "Presidential Wheel" based on the premise of there being 13
colonies and 26 letters. The number of Presidents isn't a multiple of 13 right now, but so what? My
wheel can keep growing. In any event these people are on the first spoke:
Washington
Pierce
Taft
Reagan
look, there's a correspondence! Washington was our first president, at the "dawn" of our nation;
and Reagan declared a "morning in America." Taft was our heaviest President; he was rotund and beamed
like the sun. And, rays of sun PIERCE the darkness. Isn't it amazing how God has worked things
out in our Presidency?
Another spoke on my wheel has these guys on it:
William Henry Harrison
Grover Cleveland
John F. Kennedy
WHOA! Two of these guys died in office, and the other was President twice! It's God's way of
showing that anyone who tries to destroy our nation's leaders can't do it.
It's pretty clear what the problem is here. The BW system is completely without discipline.
One is free to make any connections one wants based on tenuous threads of common word usages
and thematic associations ...
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Sigh - yes indeed, it is "pretty clear what the problem is here."
Robert Turkel invented a moronic sequence of mindless non-sequiturs and
then tried to pawn it off on his readers as an accurate "demonstration" of "what the BW project amounts to."
This is a textbook example of the logical fallacy known as
the Straw Man Argument. Here is a lucid definition from
Wikipedia :
A straw man argument is a logical fallacy based on misrepresentation
of an opponent's position. To "set up a straw man" or "set up a straw-man argument" is
to create a position that is easy to refute, then attribute that position to the opponent.
A straw-man argument can be a successful rhetorical technique (that is, it may succeed in persuading people)
but it is in fact misleading, because the opponent's actual argument has not been refuted.
It is a pathetic fact that such nefarious tactics are typical of Turkel, as all who
have challenged him know. Just google
Turkel childish insults if you have the stomach
for such a study.
It is not for no reason he owns the dubious honour of being the focus of a
webpage containing links to dozen's of articles bearing the title
A Collection of Essays and Debates Highlighting the Depraved Apologetics of "J.P. Holding," aka Robert Turkel .
Depraved apologetics, indeed. It's little wonder he is loathe to use his real name.
Turkel's tactics can be crafty - like those of the serpent in Genesis 3.
For example, he never once addressed me by name. Rather,
he referred to me periphrastically as the "creator" seven times. Four instances are
modified by phrases like "of the Bible Wheel" while three instances are not modified at all:
The creator of this Bible Wheel (BW for short) touted it as a be-all and end-all apologegtic for the divine origin
of the Protestant canon ... the creator is "evangelizing" his BW ... The creator has
aligned the books of the
Bible on a wheel ... The creator next strains (often mightily) to find some connections ... which
the creator of the BW decides on ... the way the BW creator assigns MEANING to the data ...
If BW's creator wants any credence ...
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This twisted technique accomplishes a host of evil ends. First, it is a straightforward insult from Turkel to me. Second,
its repetition inculcates a sense of disrespect for me and my work in his readers so they will be predisposed to reject my position,
thereby relieving Turkel of some of the
"strain" required to produce real arguments.
Third, it's just plain creepy to have any human being repeatedly referred to as the "creator," especially in a religious context
(we are talking about Scripture you know). It inevitably evokes a subtle sense of Satan in any Christian soul
(Gen 3:5, Isa 14:14, Ezek 28:2, etc.).
Fourth, and most significantly, Turkel's refrain is designed to subliminally implant the idea that
the Bible Wheel is nothing but mere human invention. It is an attempt to program his readers to prejudicially reject the possibility
that the Bible Wheel could be a genuine discovery or a revelation from God.
It is a classic, if perverse, polemic technique that has been honed to perfection by his spiritual forefathers (John 8:44).
I have little doubt this was his primary purpose, whether he knew it or not (I do not know how
much, if any, self-awareness he has). He did the same thing in his subtitle when he called the Bible Wheel a "gimmick" which
likewise carries the connotation of something "invented," with one of its
definitions being
"a trick or device used to attract business or attention," and another
being "A device employed to cheat, deceive, or trick, especially a mechanism for the secret and dishonest
control of gambling apparatus." This is vintage Turkel - argument by insidious insinuation. It is serpentine apologetics
all the way down the line. It also should be noted here in the
context of his sevenfold reference to me as the "creator" that he referred to "God" exactly twice in his article - and both instances
were in mockery ("Isn't it amazing how God has worked things out in our Presidency?" and
"It's God's way of showing that anyone who tries to destroy our nation's leaders can't do it.")
Fine work for a "Christian" apologist (Matthew 10:26).
It's pretty clear what the problem is here. The BW system is completely without discipline.
One is free to make any connections one wants based on tenuous threads of common word usages
and thematic associations (which the creator of the BW decides on, in terms of how they are fulfilled), both
of which revolve on frequent themes of the sort that we would always find in an ancient collectivist society of
the ANE (eg, "love" which is the community spirit of a collectivist society) and so would
be found and repeated continually in works of the Bible's genre.
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If anything has been proven to be "completely without discipline" it is Turkel's attempt to discredit the Bible Wheel.
It seems he writes whatever random thoughts enter his head with no concern for any facts whatsoever.
His assertion that the connections on Spoke 21 are "based on tenuous threads"
that "revolve on frequent themes of the sort that we would
always find in an ancient collectivist society" only confirms his complete ignorance of basic Bible knowledge
as demonstrated (in spades) above.
Again, he didn't even try to support his assertion with facts. He
just made another empty assertion. If he wants to discredit the Bible Wheel, he will have to interact with
the evidence I have presented, not a straw man "demonstration." He would do well to start with
the 412 pages of documentation in the Bible Wheel book. It contains
solid and incontrovertible proof that his article did not touch. Indeed, it appears that he never took
the requisite time to understand the basics of what he was opposing, which is very sad since it makes
him look the fool and is contrary to the plain message of Scripture (Proverbs 15:28): "The heart of the righteous studieth
to answer: but the mouth of the wicked poureth out evil things."
There's no need to debate or question the data itself (which does not mean it is all accurate;
it may not be). However genuine it is, the critical flaw in the system is the way the BW creator assigns
MEANING to the data.
If BW's creator wants any credence, he should submit his material to intelligent design theorists
(which even a Skeptic on TWeb agreed was a good idea), to people who know how to recognize the
validity of statistics (as I do, from an information science and a literary perspective,
though not to the depth of an ID specialist). I suspect though that they would never give
BW an ounce of credibility as anything more than a homiletic tool.
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Turkel now drives the final nail into the coffin of his credibility. He finally identified the "critical flaw in the system"
as "the way the BW creator assigns MEANING to the data." Quite a statement coming from a man who does not even know how to
"assign meaning" to the use of "under the sun" in Ecclesiastes. His writings are more fit for a cemetery than a seminary.
The startling fact is that he never once directly challenged any statement that I actual have written! Look over his whole article.
Does he once quote me? No. Not once.
I have well over a million words published on this site and in the Bible
Wheel book supporting all my assertions in extreme detail.
I have citations from hundreds of well-known Bible scholars because everything
I write about the Bible Wheel is based on elementary aspects of the Word which are common knowledge amongst all
competent biblical scholars. Turkel failed to refute a single statement I have ever written.
His article is a farce on a dozen counts.
Conclusion: Despite its abject absurdity, Turkel's article was useful in the greater scheme
of things by setting the stage for a fresh review of the content of Spoke 21 and
another effortless demonstration of the invincibility of the Bible Wheel. See The Bible Wheel Challenge
for a general proof its invincibility. Any attack inevitably proves its validity. Praise God Almighty for His perfect Word!
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